"Support the wavering, guide the lost"

But today was an awesome day, and I guess I have a lot to talk about, and this is what kind of pushed me to do it. But I’m not entirely in the mood to write, so I’ll keep it short, kind of…

friends showed up today out of nowhere, which was actually really nice, we got another friends and we bought cheap and somewhat old fruit, we went up to a mountain, got on a big flat-ish rock, and beat the shit out of them.

limes, potatoes, apples, tomatoes, and finally, watermelons, with baseball bats and golf clubs.
after we all hit and missed our fair share with the smaller things, I had the idea to write all the things we don’t want to worry about on the watermelon before we obliterate it. So of course I wrote, in big capitol letters “DERP” so no-one really knew entirely what it meant, but to me it meant so much, so much bullshit feelings so much stress and worry and anxiety and hope and despair and just so much…

I set it there on the rock, so it faced me, and I could see it easily staring back at me, then it was fucking gone man… like fucking gone, I saw chunks fly, and we all got showered with little specs of watermelon, I looked down, and that whole section where I wrote was gone, never to be seen again, never another worry or anything.

Then like a dumb ass I plunged my hand into the center of the watermelon and pulled out a chunk that strangely resembled a heart, and as my friend made heart beat noises, I ate it.

then we saw a movie and went bowling. THE END